Stupid Things You Believed As a Child

[£-4-£]

After I got the "birds and the bees talk" from my parents I used to wonder how men could not know that they got their wives pregnant and why they were surprised when they found out that their wives were pregnant.

I used to think that if you had sex then the woman automatically becomes pregnant. I didn't understand that getting pregnant isn't easy.

So I used to think that women used to have sex with their husbands at night secretly when he was asleep. That they used to ride them when they had boners at night and so the men never knew about it. That's why they were so surprised when the women fell pregnant.

[Ragnar Lothbrok]

In this thread we post stupid shit you believed as a child.

I'll start


-Wrestling was real

-A man lived inside the moon and controlled it.

-Tupac was alive

-If I acknowledged that I deserved to go to hell, I'd go to heaven

-GOD

-Heaven

-Tyson & Chavez were The GOATs

-Karma

-Jesus
-God
-Holy Spirit
-The Rapture (LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO)
-WWF/WWE (NOT LMFAOOO at all)
-santa claus
-big foot
-aliens

[F l i c k e r]

apes evolved into humans.

[Alx.]

that freddy krueger was real

[Verstyle]

I took a picture with a pony when I was 5. No lie, I thought that mofo lived in my backyard for 4 years. The background of the picture looked like my backyard and the picture was on the nightstand so i always saw it. I'd go to the back to go find it. Then I just thought it ran away. Finally I got the real news. FAIL.

[J-Smooth]

lol i used to think every thing was in black & white and their was no color back in the olden days

[Verstyle]

I thought Freddy, Candyman and Chuckie were real. When I saw Candyman in other movies it just wasn't the same. The dude was Candyman.

[Garo]

When I found out, I ran to my friend and told him girls dont have penises. He was like "duh." Worst experience of High School...

[Elie]

I believed a dragon lived in my bathroom[/I]

[hogwash]

that dragonfly sting could kill you