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Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View PostITs not stupid its because God said that day you eaty the fruit that day you die. humans werent supposed to die but EVE ate of the fruit
Originally posted by *OG Wenger* View PostPut a percentage on people who would have survived catching the plague. I bet it would be like 0.1% or something. If you caught the plague it was almost certain you would die.
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Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View PostITs not stupid its because God said that day you eaty the fruit that day you die. humans werent supposed to die but EVE ate of the fruit
Makes total sense.
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Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View PostHe based the fate of humanity, his greatest and most beloved creation, on whether or not a chick would take a bite off a fruit....
Makes total sense.
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Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View PostSEx we werent supposed to come here by sex. That what the fruit was knowledge after they had sex she knew she was naked
So how then, a stork?
God makes Adam with a d*ck, gives Eve a p*ssy, (probably some nice tiddies), makes them walk around butt nekkit, and mandates them to not have sex? What a ****in a-hole!
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Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View PostSay what?!
So how then, a stork?
God makes Adam with a d*ck, gives Eve a p*ssy, (probably some nice tiddies), makes them walk around butt nekkit, and mandates them to not have sex? What a ****in a-hole!
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Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View PostThey were given a choice. Adam named everything he had full control like a god of the earth. But then the serpent beguiled eve and showed her that they could reproduce another way. Thats when they gained knowledge of their nakedness and death came to the human race
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