If we humans didn't fear death we wouldn't need religion.

[Bootneck]

She wouldn't have to yell at you to do things. She could just blackmail u into doing chores because she would try to withold food.

my wife try to withhold food...... she gonna get lacy petersoned.

[jreckoning]

my wife try to withhold food...... she gonna get lacy petersoned.

The se asian chicks are where it's at.

They are forever trying to feed me.

[Bootneck]

The se asian chicks are where it's at.

They are forever trying to feed me.

i know that's why my girlfriends are usually asian.

i can't marry me a white girl.

can't be eating bland ass food every night.

maybe an ethnic white. polish or something.



don't try to feed no poached skinless chicken seasoned with only lemon.

feck you , ho.

[jreckoning]

i know that's why my girlfriends are usually asian.

i can't marry me a white girl.

can't be eating bland ass food every night.

maybe an ethnic white. polish or something.



don't try to feed no poached skinless chicken seasoned with only lemon.

feck you , ho.

Those biitches at workz eat that ***** all the time.

Probably no good in the sack becuz of it.

[Bootneck]

Those biitches at workz eat that ***** all the time.

Probably no good in the sack becuz of it.

did i tell you about the white girl i was dating who only ate turkey?

lunch , dinner.

gotta be a place that served turkey.


not the good , drowned in gravy turkey either.

just skinless turkey and veggies. or for lunch a turkey sandwich with no mayo.


feck that. i couldn't hang.

[jreckoning]

did i tell you about the white girl i was dating who only ate turkey?

lunch , dinner.

gotta be a place that served turkey.


not the good , drowned in gravy turkey either.

just skinless turkey and veggies. or for lunch a turkey sandwich with no mayo.


feck that. i couldn't hang.

When I was 19, I dated a vegetarian for a little bit. It wasn't as bad as nowadays actually, cuz they were very few vegetarian options at places so she had to deal and did when I wanted a cheap steak or burger somewhere.

Nowadays, there are 10 *****y restaurants she can go to that you think sukk.

[Bootneck]

When I was 19, I dated a vegetarian for a little bit. It wasn't as bad as nowadays actually, cuz they were very few vegetarian options at places so she had to deal and did when I wanted a cheap steak or burger somewhere.

Nowadays, there are 10 *****y restaurants she can go to that you think sukk.

screw that. i mean there are some good vegetable dishes that i like. but i couldn't hang with just eating vegetables all the time.

the girlfriends i fell in love with:

2 thai girls i dated who cooked for me. nothing beat homemade thai food.

this 1 chinese girl whose family owned a chinese restaurant.

this other chinese/cambodian girl who owned her own donut shop/sandwich shop.

1 korean girl whose mom always to serve korean bbq and homemade kim chi when i visited.

this mexican girl i dated whose mom made the best cerviche and carnitas. she lived in pacoima and i didn't give a fuck. those carnitas are worth getting shot at.


*****es don't know. they wear these uncomfortable high heels and put on all this makeup......

way to a guy's heart is through his stomach.

[Enayze]

What we do with our lives will echo in eternity my friends.

[THE REED]

Non-religious = no morals

Gtfo......

[Bootneck]

Gtfo......

stick to the main topic.

we're talking about chicks that eat rabbit food.