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  • [HOLY S**T!] Woman pregnant after intercourse with dead man

    Woman gets pregnant after having intercourse with dead man in a mortuary




    The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”

    A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.

    The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.

    Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

    According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.

    Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

    A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.

    Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

    In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


    Source: http://news1.ghananation.com/headlin...-mortuary.html

  • #2
    thats **** cant be real lol

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    • #3
      Is that a pic of John Locke from LOST?


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      • #4
        What the actual **** is this?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by *Boss Lady* View Post
          What the actual **** is this?
          IDK BL, I am skeptical and don't know if its physically possible.

          Where is that know it all Squeally to drop some facts on us?

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          • #6
            is that possible. doesnt sperm need to be warmer than 98.6 degrees.

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            • #7
              sorry to be a stiff, but it's dead wrong:

              http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mannie Phresh View Post
                is that possible. doesnt sperm need to be warmer than 98.6 degrees.
                why do you know that ****

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                • #9
                  Sounds like an urban legend.

                  Lol at her last name: Marmaduke. Isnt that that dog in the comics?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ИATAS206 View Post
                    sorry to be a stiff, but it's dead wrong:

                    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp
                    [IMG]http://****ychoppalops.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/badum-tish.jpg?w=640[/IMG]

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