How do you go about taking a dump in public bathrooms?

[-jose-]

I rather **** on myself (it's never gotten to that point) than to sit in a public toilet

[black.ink]

I rather **** on myself (it's never gotten to that point) than to sit in a public toilet

I could imagine going in after you and just seeing a pile of shit-covered paper to one side on the floor because of no bin.

[Xyei]

I could imagine going in after you and just seeing a pile of shit-covered paper to one side on the floor because of no bin.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[4Corners]

Only place I s**t outside of my home is my store, it's not a public bathroom, or the hotels I stay in when I travel for work. Nowhere else.

[-jose-]

I could imagine going in after you and just seeing a pile of shit-covered paper to one side on the floor because of no bin.

I carry a portable garbage can with me for situations like this

[Danny Gunz]

Usually I will be fairly quick about my business in a public bathroom. But if I'm laying down the law on that bish I won't flush I leave it there for others to admire.

Same thing if I'm taking vitamin packs and my piss is neon yellow I won't flush either I want the next person in there to think that the piss may have come from an alien or god.

Not srs about the **** I will always flush it, as for the piss though you bet your ass I don't flush that.

This thread reminds me of the one time I was at the Philly airport and I went into the bathroom to pee while I was waiting. While washing my hands I catch a glimpse of the handicap stall underneath and a small crack in the door, there is brown everyone, presumably ****. As I start walking out of the bathroom I think to myself "I have to see what it was like in there" I walk in and there is seriously **** everywhere. I gagged on the smell and got the **** out of there. Walk back to my group and go on for the rest of the day with no one knowing what I saw.

[Big BRICKS]

I carry a portable garbage can with me for situations like this

"Hold up homie"

Whips out a foldable trash can with a plastic bag in it and unleashes a flurry of tamales

I'm ****ing dying bahahaha

[-jose-]

"Hold up homie"

Whips out a foldable trash can with a plastic bag in it and unleashes a flurry of tamales

I'm ****ing dying bahahaha

something like that but with less heat