I Am Finally Going To Have Sex! YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!

[KING MEAT]

That's what breaks are for! 15 minute intervals, smoke break etc etc

Oh are we including foreplay now? make it 6 and a half hours

good god. no wonder youre a virgin again. too demanding.

best ive done is 2 hours after foreplay. worst is less a min . but of course i had dig deep for the reserve.

ive gotten grinded on for 3 hours when i was drunk. i just laid there like an unpowered sybian.

[KING MEAT]

Huh?? Sex is a race to the end and I've never lost.

you cant lose if you dont have a dance partner

[Everywhere]

good god. no wonder youre a virgin again. too demanding.

best ive done is 2 hours after foreplay. worst is less a min . but of course i had dig deep for the reserve.

ive gotten grinded on for 3 hours when i was drunk. i just laid there like an unpowered sybian.

Whiskey dick is my mortal enemy.

And I shudder at the thought of having to see BL naked for 5+ hours.

[KING MEAT]

Whiskey dick is my mortal enemy.

i stay hard as lex steele tho ... it just takes forever for me blastoise. my **** never goes limp until im done.

ive thrown in the towel couple times cuz the gal cant make me cum. got to the point when i gas out like berto on the late rounds.

[UglyPug]

Whiskey dick is my mortal enemy.

And I shudder at the thought of having to see BL naked for 5+ hours.

no, your mortal enemy is your needle dick and babynuts. . . which have caused you so much embarrassment and humiliation, thus subsequently causing you to be impotent. . . .

[BrotherDudeJack]

you cant lose if you dont have a dance partner

Very true... now pass the fleshlight brother.

[Bossy]

[QUOTE=KingDosia;11490084]

I haven't had such a good weekend in about as long as it's been since you've had sex.
I think we are both due.

Amen to that! I'll make one of these threads when I lose my virginity again!

boring is not getting smashed at all. so u jus have been :wank:'n the past 7 months?

Yepp and even that goes for like an hour. I'm greedy.

good god. no wonder youre a virgin again. too demanding.

best ive done is 2 hours after foreplay. worst is less a min . but of course i had dig deep for the reserve.

ive gotten grinded on for 3 hours when i was drunk. i just laid there like an unpowered sybian.

I would be insulted if the first round lasted more then 10 minutes to be honest. I'm not too demanding, but I think sex should be pleasure and fun. Which is why I don't do one stands, I want to know everything my partner likes, so I can make him stutter.

Whiskey dick is my mortal enemy.

And I shudder at the thought of having to see BL naked for 5+ hours.

Oh hi, I haven't officially changed my name to d1ck yet, so keep it out of your mouth. K? Thanks.

[KING MEAT]

Very true... now pass the fleshlight brother.

give to to boss lady for some girl on girl action.

[BrotherDudeJack]

give to to boss lady for some girl on girl action.

:wank::wank:

[Bossy]

give to to boss lady for some girl on girl action.

I've probably had more ***** than 90% of the dudes on here. True Story.