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Have you ever tried to commit suicide or thought about it?
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Originally posted by jaded View PostIf he died the how do they know how many times he masturbated? Was he keeping a running log after each one ? Did they do some kind of CSI? And what makes you think it was a suicide...maybe he was trying to make the Guinness Book of World Records and was otherwise very happy in life.
During the autopsy they found and measured the quantity of semen in his stomach that he had ingested, evidently he ate all of his semen after orgasm. The average ejaculation produces approxamately 1 teaspoon of semen and they were able to extrapolate that to estimate the number of times he had ejaculated, then consumed.
Just kidding. As for how they knew i asked myself that too. Apparently he was keeping track.Last edited by Mikhnienko; 10-25-2011, 12:29 AM.
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Originally posted by Mikhnienko View Postlmao i wasn't implying that he was trying to kill himself via masturbation. I was saying he died due to masturbation which by its definition is a selfish act, an act of self love.
During the autopsy they found and measured the quantity of semen in his stomach that he had ingested, evidently he ate all of his semen after orgasm. The average ejaculation produces approxamately 1 teaspoon of semen and they were able to extrapolate that to estimate the number of times he had ejaculated, then consumed.
Just kidding. As for how they knew i asked myself that too. Apparently he was keeping track.
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lets not compare suicide of a person who is not terminally ill with "physician assisted suicide" of a person who is terminally ill and living in horrendous pain. . . the latter is far from a selfish act - especially if you have grandkids and kids waiting on your trust. . . the longer you stay alive, the more money it costs to keep you that way. . .
heh for real, though - if a person is terminally ill from cancer or something, i think they should have every right to end their lives on their own terms. . . If you have ever had a loved one, like a parent go through cancer and slowly wither away and die, you know how horrible it is. . .
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There is no such thing as attempted suicide. I think about stabbing myself in the face on a daily basis though.
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I had a friend who killed himself recently.
He use to be a really cool guy, use to get high with him and a few other mates.he knew all the words to rapper's delight. then he started doing harder drugs quite frequently, then almost every day so he was always fucked every time i saw him. I didnt him for a few months and my mate said he had gone into rehab.
A week later he escaped then jumped in front of a train at kings cross station.
Everyone was upset.
I didnt give a fuck.
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Originally posted by BostonGuy View PostI've had depression off and on for years and I've felt some real ****ing lows. Thought about suicide but it was never a realistic option for me. It would hurt my family too much (well that's what I tell myself)...
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