BS awards! - AKA - Boss Lady's thread of Epic Awesomeness and other ****!

[Bossy]

You should have retired while you were on top.

I don't need to retire. I prefer the way things the way they are now to be honest

[D-MiZe]

Shot to shit.

[Bossy]

Shot to shit.

Oi ****! Our bet! Pay the fuck up!

[Pretty Boy32]

She still around?

[D-MiZe]

I told you, tell me what you want there.

[Terrel]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[Bossy]

I told you, tell me what you want there.

Get creative

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Brilliant.

[D-MiZe]

As you wish.

[Bossy]

As you wish.

Fuck off, Dem Eyes!

I want you to get creative, and kiss my arse via your user title as per our bet.

Cheeky!

[Fury]