Putting your mother on blast

[MARKBNLV]

my mom is hilarious.

when i was a kid , she caught me lighting up a cigarette in my room.

in her typical filipina accent and in part tagalog.

"what you doing?"

"what is that?"

"is that MA REE WA NA?"

"are you smoking MA REE WA NA?"

"oh my god!"

"that better not be MA REE WA NA!"

You switched my entire mood i cant stop laughing thanks bro ma ree wa na lmfao

[Left Hook Tua]

that's ****ed up

my mom found a few shanks in my room a couple of times...she gave them to my dad...my dad gave em back and told me to hide them better

she got it back the same day.

she was paranoid that the salvation army would track it down to her and send her to prison.

poor woman. the stuff i put that woman through.


1 time she bought a brand new mini-van and my friend crashed it.

nothing major.

the next week she was arguing with a valet in a hotel in vegas for an hour because she was accusing them of crashing her car.

i'm going to hell......

[Left Hook Tua]

You switched my entire mood i cant stop laughing thanks bro ma ree wa na lmfao

we put our parents through a lot of crap , man.

they do the same.

it goes both ways.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

my mom is hilarious.

when i was a kid , she caught me lighting up a cigarette in my room.

in her typical filipina accent and in part tagalog.

"what you doing?"

"what is that?"

"is that MA REE WA NA?"

"are you smoking MA REE WA NA?"

"oh my god!"

"that better not be MA REE WA NA!"

Did she throw in a "aye nako"? in there or a "sus mar yosep"?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

she got it back the same day.

she was paranoid that the salvation army would track it down to her and send her to prison.

poor woman. the stuff i put that woman through.


1 time she bought a brand new mini-van and my friend crashed it.

nothing major.

the next week she was arguing with a valet in a hotel in vegas for an hour because she was accusing them of crashing her car.

i'm going to hell......

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, your kid is gonna put you thru 10x worse...that's how it works

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Did she throw in a "aye nako"? in there or a "sus mar yosep"?

my mom would say the whole thing; 'HEH SUS Mar Yosep'

[Left Hook Tua]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, your kid is gonna put you thru 10x worse...that's how it works

you telling me if you and your friend stole your parents car for a night and scratched your parent's car and they don't notice , you'll tell them?

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

[MARKBNLV]

we put our parents through a lot of crap , man.

they do the same.

it goes both ways.

I put my dad through a lot of crap,my mom was always distant even when she was around she never really seemed to give a sht.one thing i can say is am a lucky man to have the father i did he really cared.

[Left Hook Tua]

Did she throw in a "aye nako"? in there or a "sus mar yosep"?

i'm sure she did.

she was babbling on for a while before she realized it was a cigarrette.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

my mom would say the whole thing; 'HEH SUS Mar Yosep'

My ex mother in law said that all the time. I asked her what it meant, She said its short for Jesus, Mary, Joseph. That true?

She also called me "gago" alot. Lol!