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  • #11
    Originally posted by Derranged View Post
    You mean have I ever been rubbed by an animal?

    No.

    But I have banged fat chicks in my day. Some of them were pretty ugly as well.
    No, being dick-sucked by a mouth as wide as elephant's.

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    • #12
      Originally posted by led View Post
      No, being dick-sucked by a mouth as wide as elephant's.
      Never happened.

      Ever bang a sloppy chubby chick who, on top of her weight problem, had a snatch that stunk of butt and provolone?

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      • #13
        LMAO @ Georges fucking an elephant named Ghankaki

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Derranged View Post
          Never happened.

          Ever bang a sloppy chubby chick who, on top of her weight problem, had a snatch that stunk of butt and provolone?

          ... That reminds me last week at B&N, I took the seat of this fat woman after she left, only reason I did that was to be close to the outlet; George I'm telling you as soon as I sat down I was overcome by a scent she left in the seat, I can't even describe it but it was repulsive and I almost threw up. I had to move the seat away from me and take another seat. It was terrible.

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          • #15
            Originally posted by D.I.E.S.E.L View Post
            ... That reminds me last week at B&N, I took the seat of this fat woman after she left, only reason I did that was to be close to the outlet; George I'm telling you as soon as I sat down I was overcome by a scent she left in the seat, I can't even describe it but it was repulsive and I almost threw up. I had to move the seat away from me and take another seat. It was terrible.
            Yea every now and again you come across a person who thinks its cute to stink and show off their foul stench around town.

            Originally posted by THE GAFFER View Post
            LMAO @ Georges fucking an elephant named Ghankaki
            Your people marry sheep.

            YOU LOSE.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by D.I.E.S.E.L View Post
              ... That reminds me last week at B&N, I took the seat of this fat woman after she left, only reason I did that was to be close to the outlet; George I'm telling you as soon as I sat down I was overcome by a scent she left in the seat, I can't even describe it but it was repulsive and I almost threw up. I had to move the seat away from me and take another seat. It was terrible.
              Wow! Dont you know that that scent makes Derranged deranged! He savors its aroma like a fine aged wine.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by led View Post
                Wow! Dont you know that that scent makes Derranged deranged! He savors its aroma like a fine aged wine.
                Kind of like what a dog's dead carcass does for you. OOOOHHHHH!!!

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                • #18
                  LMAO!

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by Dorian.. View Post
                    LMAO!
                    Isn't laughing now illegal in Romania, unless you are laughing at a disabled Moldovan?

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by Derranged View Post
                      Kind of like what a dog's dead carcass does for you. OOOOHHHHH!!!

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