Beards & Mustaches

[Canelo Phresh]

Take it back.

[Zaroku]

Been rockin the full beard for like two years now. Don't think I'm ever gonna get rid of it.

I regret not bearding sooner! Makes me look smarter! I like to preface any statements I make in meetings, by running my hand in a downward motion over my beard and say. "That sound's interesting, can you provide more details?"

The beard is like having another me at the negotiations of any and all situations.
Terrified to cut it, as I may lose my new super powers.