The Post Your Facebook Status Update Thread

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

I used to get that a lot. Bitches.

Did you ever find out why

[AKATheMack]

Did you ever find out why

Never did. I always assumed I was friendly I dont what those bitches problems were.

[Dan...]

I signed up for one just to stalk this girl I have a thing for. She ended up blocking me (She has a steady boyfriend and just finds me scary/creepy) so that's that. I mean I can't force her to like me either way.

My fault I verbally accosted her boyfriend routinely. Didn't help.

Made me seem like the jealous/desperate type.

This kind of post is why you are the single best poster on this site Run. Love your work.

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

This kind of post is why you are the single best poster on this site Run. Love your work.

When u say "love your work" reminds me of Con Air where this killer equivalent to Jeffrey Dahmer comes on the plane all tied up and John Malkovich also a killer says love your work

[aristotlemoses]

I don't have one. I should get one though.
But statuses always annoyed the **** outta me when I had one.

Fritz Oxygen is getting ready to do some stunt work

**** that doesnt even matter.