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CONGRATULATIONS! To Sugar Nikolay Valuev on his booming musical career!

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  • [HOLY S**T!] CONGRATULATIONS! To Sugar Nikolay Valuev on his booming musical career!

    Valuevian brothers and other music lovers of whatever kind, SNV has been off from boxing while rehabilitating his massive, hairy, freakishly strong shoulder and rejecting the Klitschko sister's anti-Russite slave contracts. In his down time, his movies have blown up into mega hits. His musical career started greatly, but modestly greatly with his debut album entitled "Sugar's Super Party Time For Big Happiness Fun!". However, this was not where SNV would unleash his tentative creative genius on the public. He was not as confident as he should be. As you can see from the picture of the back of the album, there were almost exclusively cover songs:







    Now that his sop****re effort is released on Russian iTunes today, it is a different story as more than half of the songs are NIKO'S OWN SONGS! Even better, it's a concept album! Anyway, congratulations to Niko on today's big release of his latest musical masterpiece, which does more than show off his singing, his lyricism and his flare for super tasty riffs! Congratulations, Kolya! You are a big good genius of musical melody and passion! "Sugar Axe" could surpass the sales of The Beatles' White Album by New Year's Day, experts declare!




  • #2
    loooooooooooool

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    • #3
      Originally posted by IronMike1966 View Post
      loooooooooooool
      I laugh with joy and excitement too, my brother!

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      • #4
        If the demand stays high through this month, it might break the record for Russia's tenth best selling album of all time, Happy Nation, by Ace of Base! Yes, that fast!

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        • #5
          **** the sasquach...........

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            • #7
              LÖL, and all his groupies look like that sex-clone.


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