Gods and Darwin release first NFL Power Rankings of 2010

[Walt Liquor]

Gods (Yaweh, Allah, Budha, Cows) and Darwin (from heaven) released their first power ranking for the current NFL season this morning. The sometimes contentious best buds release the most accurate NFL power poll in history. For the first poll, there were only four unanimous votes, everyone agreed on the last two teams for either conference. The superpowers have yet to release their Super Bowl prediction, which has never been wrong, and usually do so after Week 16 of the regular season. Here are their current power rankings:

NFC AFC
1) New Orleans Saints Houston Texans
2) Green Bay 'fudge" Packers Pittsburgh Steelers
3) Washington Redskins Miami Dolphins
4) New York Giant "Fa gs" Kansas CIty Chiefs
5) Tampa Buccaneers New York Jets
6) Altanta Falcons Baltimore Ravens
7) Philadelphia Eagles Tennessee Titans
8) Arizona Cardinals New England Pansies
9) Detriot Lions Indianapolis Colts
10) Minnesota Vikings Cincinnati Bengals
11) Seattle Seahawks San Diego "Superga y" Charges
12) Dallas Cowgirls Oakland Raiders
13) Carolina Panthers Denver Broncos
14) St. Louis Rams Jacksonville Jaguars
15) Chicago Bears Cleveland Browns
16) San Francisco 49ers Buffalo Bills

[Walt Liquor]

Jesus just called up to say he agrees with whatever his daddy said, for whatever that's worth to squealpiggy.

[Addition]

I puked just looking at the AFC power rankings alone.

[Amazinger]

Gods (Yaweh, Allah, Budha, Cows) and Darwin (from heaven) released their first power ranking for the current NFL season this morning. The sometimes contentious best buds release the most accurate NFL power poll in history. For the first poll, there were only four unanimous votes, everyone agreed on the last two teams for either conference. The superpowers have yet to release their Super Bowl prediction, which has never been wrong, and usually do so after Week 16 of the regular season. Here are their current power rankings:

NFC AFC
1) New Orleans Saints Houston Texans
2) Green Bay 'fudge" Packers Pittsburgh Steelers
3) Washington Redskins Miami Dolphins
4) New York Giant "Fa gs" Kansas CIty Chiefs
5) Tampa Buccaneers New York Jets
6) Altanta Falcons Baltimore Ravens
7) Philadelphia Eagles Tennessee Titans
8) Arizona Cardinals New England Pansies
9) Detriot Lions Indianapolis Colts
10) Minnesota Vikings Cincinnati Bengals
11) Seattle Seahawks San Diego "Superga y" Charges
12) Dallas Cowgirls Oakland Raiders
13) Carolina Panthers Denver Broncos
14) St. Louis Rams Jacksonville Jaguars
15) Chicago Bears Cleveland Browns
16) San Francisco 49ers Buffalo Bills

Lions ahead of the Vikes,Panthers,Bears,Rams,Broncos and equal with Colts...


Tua ain't gonna like this........
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY!!!

[THE REED]

Steelers are being slept on.. especially when Ben rolls in after the bye

[Walt Liquor]

Steelers are being slept on.. especially when Ben rolls in after the bye

If the divine beings have them second in the afc, how is that slept on?

[Walt Liquor]

Lions ahead of the Vikes,Panthers,Bears,Rams,Broncos and equal with Colts...


Tua ain't gonna like this........
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY!!!

The gods are wise. Tua is not.

[THE REED]

If the divine beings have them second in the afc, how is that slept on?

I read your list wrong actually...

[Walt Liquor]

I read your list wrong actually...

Not my lists. I'm just a divine messenger. That's gods lists.

[Battle-Hardened]

Shi*tty list