Why Yanks Are A Joke

[Mr Punch]

One in three americans weigh as much as the other two put together.

[bcfc]

DEATH TO THE BRITISH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

DEATH!! DEATTH!! DEATH!! DEATH!! DEATH!!

[Mr Punch]

DEATH TO THE BRITISH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

DEATH!! DEATTH!! DEATH!! DEATH!! DEATH!!

You would say that as you are a Pakistani

Fifteen skinheads chased a pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of crap out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone.

One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen.

When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out.

"I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply.

[LoftyDog]

What's a **** and the space shuttle got in common?

Seven yanks and they both explode.

haha I should make a joke about the british space program... oh wait

How do you convince americans to get involved in a war?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Yeah because WWII was done in the pacific theater... what, never heard of it?

[jmasta]

Wow this guy cherry picker(sgt rock) has like 1 thousand alts.

[Mr Punch]

Wow this guy cherry picker(sgt rock) has like 1 thousand alts.

Are you Mexican?

[pelonxsoldier28]

Gulf War : 64 British soldiers killed
Gulf War 2 : 75 British soldiers killed
Afghanistan : 28 British soldiers killed

Carlsberg don't do friendly fire incidents...... the fcuking Yanks have cornered the market.

If you are a Yank you won't get this

Why don't you blame your own government for getting involved? I served with Brit soldiers in Iraq and they were happy to fight. Mabe you should stop putting blame on other countries and ask your government why they sent your countrymen to fight. If you ain't been there and seen what us soldiers have seen, then why spout off at stuff you don't understand. Kinda sounds like you just don't like Americans, find a better reason to hate us, cause you talkin but don't know what you're saying.

[Mr Punch]

I saw a billboard the other day that said:

NEED HELP?CALL JESUS

1 800 555 3787

Out of curiosity I called, and a fcuking mexican turned up with a lawn mower.

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An American told me that joke lol.

[Mr Punch]

Why don't you blame your own government for getting involved? I served with Brit soldiers in Iraq and they were happy to fight. Mabe you should stop putting blame on other countries and ask your government why they sent your countrymen to fight. If you ain't been there and seen what us soldiers have seen, then why spout off at stuff you don't understand. Kinda sounds like you just don't like Americans, find a better reason to hate us, cause you talkin but don't know what you're saying.

I was playing Call of Duty the other day, on the American campaign and I shot a friendly.

"friendly fire will not be tolerated", flashed the screen.
Bit fcuking unrealistic if you ask me!

[pelonxsoldier28]

I saw a billboard the other day that said:

NEED HELP?CALL JESUS

1 800 555 3787

Out of curiosity I called, and a fcuking mexican turned up with a lawn mower.

.............................................

An American told me that joke lol.

YOU ARE REPORTED YOU RACIST. People like you make your country look like ****. Good thing I know most Brits are not like you.