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  • #11
    there is no god...


    dumb dumbs say how can something come from nothing?

    well why the **** is bull gates still making ****ing computers?



















    so were does god come from? exactly motha****a

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    • #12
      Not sure about Christianity but I heard Islam isn't too into jokes

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      • #13
        Originally posted by Dick Buffman View Post
        Thats all well and good, but any God that doesn't allow jokes about being a bum bandit is a malevolent and unjust God.
        This is why a just ignore him, he is such a downer.

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Spray_resistant View Post
          This is why a just ignore him, he is such a downer.
          God is the opposite, he lifts your spirits. He makes your soul overflow with love and compassion.

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          • #15
            Originally posted by rizilient View Post
            God is the opposite, he lifts your spirits. He makes your soul overflow with love and compassion.
            Speak for yourself, as far as God goes the price for anything that is the least bit fun= eternity in hell.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by Spray_resistant View Post
              Speak for yourself, as far as God goes the price for anything that is the least bit fun= eternity in hell.
              That's old testament belief though. Vengeful creator.

              The new testament followers worship Jesus and believe he is lord. And anyone who comes from the Jesus is Lord church doesn't believe in hell per say. At least that's what I see.



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              • #17
                why do we talk of god as if he's an actual being? he's a made up wannabe creator that we made in our minds...

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by RunW/Knives View Post
                  That's old testament belief though. Vengeful creator.

                  The new testament followers worship Jesus and believe he is lord. And anyone who comes from the Jesus is Lord church doesn't believe in hell per say. At least that's what I see.
                  ehhh, its all just different clubs that ppl take way too seriously anyway.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by rizilient View Post
                    God is the opposite, he lifts your spirits. He makes your soul overflow with love and compassion.
                    He's making your soul flow with trepidation, hesitation and boring-ness.

                    And I say that with love.

                    I want the old Riz back.


                    There. I said it.

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by Dick Buffman View Post
                      He's making your soul flow with trepidation, hesitation and boring-ness.

                      And I say that with love.

                      I want the old Riz back.


                      There. I said it.

                      you might see it like that through this forum but that's not the case at all. God is love.

                      I've never been happier in my entire life.

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