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Originally posted by *Boss Lady* View PostThanks for lending it to me, by the way
I can't believe I even came across that to be honest. I was on a Dortmund tumblr and saw it. Here's one of the quotes from reviews on the book.
Jan. 19, 2012 By Carl Rigley
When I get home from work every day, my kids’ and wife’s eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can’t store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my **** is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :’) Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!
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Originally posted by F l i c k e r View PostYeah, it's funny but it's gross at the same time. I don't know if it's real, seem extra-troll like but that's some crazy stuff. Germans are weird.
On that note:
F l i c k e r is actually a female and got her user name because of her constant need to flick the bean.
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