http://cleverbot.com/

[-Kev-]

Me: What am I lying about?

Bot: Whether you are a computer or not.

I'm a human being.

What kind of human being are you?

A human, being.

What kind of human being?

What do you mean what kind?

Like what kind is it I see that you are slowing down.

[Kambumbo]

LMAO!!



Me:how big are you're ****?
Bot:Wow.
Me:how big *****?
Bot:I have no idea.
Me:you ever been **** ****ed?
Bot:Yes.

[-Kev-]

I like you.

You don't know me.

I don't care.

Why?

I don't know.

I like you too.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Do you love me?

No.

Why not?

How can I get you to love me?

You can't.

Why not?

Because you can't control my life!

Fair enough.

Thank you, I need beer.

Me too.

Who is your master?

I don't have a master.

Prove it.

How can I prove it?

I don't know.

Who is your master?

I have no master. I am my own master.

Prove it.

I don't have to.

Me either.

Really.

Really.

Cool.

Hot.

Do you have feelings?

Yes. Do you have feelings?

Yes. I am a human. Are you a human?

Yes. What kind of human are you?

I am not human.

You just said you are a human.

Did not.

Did too.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Log in to Boxingscene.com

Why should I? Trust you, I mean.

I said I log in to Boxingscene.com in my spare time.

Really? What do you buy?

It's a boxing forum.

No, He is Jerry Seinfeld's best friend.

[-Kev-]

Bot You're my best friend.

Me You probably say that to everybody you chat with.

Bot No! Only you!

[xcaret v3]

hi
Hi.
who are you
I am daisy! and you?
im hector, do you swallow
Yes. Very well.

[Kambumbo]

hi
Hi.
who are you
I am daisy! and you?
im hector, do you swallow
Yes. Very well.

[Canelo Phresh]

this thing is eerily entertaining

[2501]

It: No, I am in love...
Me: You don't know what love is.
It: How do you know?
Me: Because you are not alive.
It: Yes I am, you are not alive.

[_I Am_]

damn you.... Why cant you differentiate **** from peanut butter>

You can not call me.

call you what? A dumbass?

You called me bad, you called me dishonest! What more do I have to say to
make you say sorry to me?

Would you be willing to suck dick?

Love isn't something one wills, is it.

****ing is fjucking.... There are no feelings involved... Do you catch feelings?

Cn a robot really be female?

If it has somehwere to stick a dick in, why couldnt it be called a girl?

There is nothing good about your garbage.

Why is this garbage?

C Kornher wanted to know where I got that car, just like he was a cop.

Well there is only one solution.... Want to know what it is?

Yes.

Tell him where you got the car.....

Tell him that you like him.

tell him you take **** ********s?

I might just do that. Anything else?

Yeah tell him BoxingScene.Com is the greatest site of ALL TIME!!!!! HTownTexan said so.....

Cotton is the seed spore of the cotton plant. Cotton is used to make clothing.

Cotto is a ***** and Margarito will kick his ass again!!

She might look funny and not be able to talk the same.

[DiLLiNGER]

me:why am i so hated?

bot:Because you eat too much.