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Here are some of my pet peeves in ****os. If you have any, feel free.
1)I hate when dudes talk to much. STFU!
-I'm not watching this because of you, I don't want to see your face I don't want to see or here you talk. I don't need a blow-by-blow analysis of what's going on, my eyes & dick know what's going on. I'm not here to listen to you stroke your damn ego, I'm here to fantasize myself in your situation giving her MY dick.
2)I hate when chicks scream too much.
-screaming like you're being stabbed to death in Scream, is not a turn on, and just like that movie, your performance is not Oscar worthy. Stick to just making occasional moans and a few well placed screams, and an eye glance here or there.
3)I hate when bitches spit all the time.
-If **** was a spit contest I'd be amused but I'm not. Sure it lubes up the **** well, but so does just sucking continously. I'd rather a broad not suck at all if she's gonna spit.
4)I hate ****ty cameramen. This is probably my biggest pet peeve. You're a ****ing professional, act like one!
-why do some cameramen feel ****ing compelled to turn the camera nearly upside down & decide to inappropriately zoom in or talk right before the sex scene goes down. :****you: **** yall.
5)I hate seeing a huge hole.
-No I don't need to see the bottomless hole some dude just made from her vagina, and I don't need to see him spit in it either.
1)I hate when dudes talk to much. STFU!
-I'm not watching this because of you, I don't want to see your face I don't want to see or here you talk. I don't need a blow-by-blow analysis of what's going on, my eyes & dick know what's going on. I'm not here to listen to you stroke your damn ego, I'm here to fantasize myself in your situation giving her MY dick.
2)I hate when chicks scream too much.
-screaming like you're being stabbed to death in Scream, is not a turn on, and just like that movie, your performance is not Oscar worthy. Stick to just making occasional moans and a few well placed screams, and an eye glance here or there.
3)I hate when bitches spit all the time.
-If **** was a spit contest I'd be amused but I'm not. Sure it lubes up the **** well, but so does just sucking continously. I'd rather a broad not suck at all if she's gonna spit.
4)I hate ****ty cameramen. This is probably my biggest pet peeve. You're a ****ing professional, act like one!
-why do some cameramen feel ****ing compelled to turn the camera nearly upside down & decide to inappropriately zoom in or talk right before the sex scene goes down. :****you: **** yall.
5)I hate seeing a huge hole.
-No I don't need to see the bottomless hole some dude just made from her vagina, and I don't need to see him spit in it either.
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