Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

My ex girlfriend is fu c king a 50 year old married japanese guy.

I can't possibly explain to you how great that makes me feel.

[Drunken Cat]

The thing that makes me feel the best of all, is that she went out and found the person who is as different from me as she could possibly find.

Then she compared me to that same person.

I never want to see this b i tch again.

I know this relationship is going to fail, and I hope she becomes completely miserable for it.

Or maybe they will live happily ever after.

I doubt it.

She will get bored.

Hopefully she gets stuck, and hates her life.

Dumb wh or ish bi tch.

She destroyed me.

[Drunken Cat]

The compassionate side of me doesn't truly want her to be unhappy.

The vindictive side does.

The logical side wants her to reap what she sowed.

She left me for a 50 year old married guy? For money, really.

That consideration has me wish her the worst.

[Drunken Cat]

Never trust a Vietnamese girl.

[Drunken Cat]

I want to go kill that guy.

No, I won't do so.

They have capital punishment here.

And if I don't get that, I don't really want to spend my life in jail.

But I feel really bad about the way things have gone.

What a stupid b it ch.

[Drunken Cat]

You know I'm bull****ting.

If I met whoever that guy is in other contexts, I'd probably shake his hand and have a conversation.

But this girl destroyed me.

[Drunken Cat]

It's all for the best, eh Weltz?

I can find a new better girl, maybe.

I'm still not at the point of wanting anyone else though.

That makes it harder.

[Drunken Cat]

We weren't married. We were engaged for about 4 months. We were suppose to get married in a couple month's time.

It is all so f u cked up.

It is lucky we didn't go through with it though.

Dumb b i tch.

[Rudyo]

Grade A level drunk lang meltdown, sorry Virgil not to make light. Ain't ****, I can really say cause im not a bscene alpha so I cant be like "well go out and **** like 4 chicks bruh, what are you gay?" But you'll get your mojo back like Muddy Waters.

[Derranged]

I guess if that's the only way that works for you then good luck wit it. I drink much less than I did in my 20s but I could never quit altogether. I tried to quit for a month this year but I always get sucked into it when I'm in social situations. Also, I love the taste of a good craft beer. I'm at a point where I can have 1-2 beers with diner 2 or 3 times a week and keep it at that. It's one of life's pleasures that I can't live without.

Let's see how I do without. Drinking more moderately without the intention of getting hammered is something I could try in the future. One thing at a time.