Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

My Vietnamese girl has apparently turned lesbian, temporally.

I don't know why. But had to go see her tonight.

I can tell, she is jealous of her girl and her girl is jealous of me.

She said, that her girl wanted to call the cops on me.

Moreover, she said she is planning to get married next month.

I told her not to.

I don't think she will

She already told me she doesn't want to. Before I knew she had a date.

I don't think she will go through with it.

But she might.

How the **** should I know..

[Drunken Cat]

My Vietnamese girl has apparently turned lesbian, temporally.

I don't know why. But had to go see her tonight.

I can tell, she is jealous of her girl and her girl is jealous of me.

She said, that her girl wanted to call the cops on me.

Moreover, she said she is planning to get married next month.

I told her not to.

I don't think she will

She already told me she doesn't want to. Before I knew she had a date.

I don't think she will go through with it.

But she might.

How the **** should I know..

Not to the girl.

To her douche bag of a boyfriend from Spain.

[-jose-]

My Vietnamese girl has apparently turned lesbian, temporally.

I don't know why. But had to go see her tonight.

I can tell, she is jealous of her girl and her girl is jealous of me.

She said, that her girl wanted to call the cops on me.

Moreover, she said she is planning to get married next month.

I told her not to.

I don't think she will

She already told me she doesn't want to. Before I knew she had a date.

I don't think she will go through with it.

But she might.

How the **** should I know..

This ^^^ made me

[Drunken Cat]

This ^^^ made me

Well, I did **** her the other night.

[New England]

why yes, yes it is.....

don't you claim to see the future?

tell me something useful.

[Drunken Cat]

Now I'm back to wanting to hunt down the fascists who cracked my head.

Who the **** did they think they are, anyway.

[Drunken Cat]

I texted my Vietnamese girl earlier.

She said it's okay, but just try not to do it again.

I got a very subtle hint from her, in the message, which makes me think she isn't actually going to marry the Spanish douche bag.

[Drunken Cat]

Did I mention, I called my old Chinese girl, and had a really good conversation yesterday, and she wants to meet me?

She gave me the best sex I've ever had.

[Drunken Cat]

Also, a Japanese girl, who is friends with my date, messaged me out of the blue today.

I'm not sure if she is just checking up, or if she is trying to snake her friend.

I guess that either situation is good.

[Drunken Cat]

Did I mention, how much I hate fascists?