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  • Originally posted by MANGLER View Post
    You lucky you ain't dead.

    Drinkin wit swimmin is some shit I never mixed.
    I'm laughing my ass off. Literally.



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    • Drunk swimming on holiday is the ****

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      • There's the beast.

        I really was lucky that the Beam stopped me dead in my damn tracks and made me comatose. Had I went to roll over or move at all while I was passed out, I would've drowned for sure if the water washing over me didn't jolt me back to consciousness.

        It was really ****ing peaceful, though. Probably one of the top 3 relaxing times I've ever had while under the influence of something. Just take that feeling you have when you've got a really good buzz going, then add to that the feeling that you're floating with the sun on your face.

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        • Originally posted by Mersey View Post
          Drunk swimming on holiday is the ****
          Well, look who's here.

          Wheres your drink bitch?

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          • This seems like really appropriate listening right now, in light of the conversation we had with Reed earlier.

            RIP.

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            • Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
              There's the beast.

              I really was lucky that the Beam stopped me dead in my damn tracks and made me comatose. Had I went to roll over or move at all while I was passed out, I would've drowned for sure if the water washing over me didn't jolt me back to consciousness.

              It was really ****ing peaceful, though. Probably one of the top 3 relaxing times I've ever had while under the influence of something. Just take that feeling you have when you've got a really good buzz going, then add to that the feeling that you're floating with the sun on your face.
              I'm tryin to picture a giant, 6'7 NBA lookin motherfucker drink n passed out on a raft in a pool.

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              • Originally posted by MANGLER View Post
                Well, look who's here.

                Wheres your drink bitch?
                I have work in 20 minutes, hate Monday mornings

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                • Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
                  There's the beast.

                  I really was lucky that the Beam stopped me dead in my damn tracks and made me comatose. Had I went to roll over or move at all while I was passed out, I would've drowned for sure if the water washing over me didn't jolt me back to consciousness.

                  It was really ****ing peaceful, though. Probably one of the top 3 relaxing times I've ever had while under the influence of something. Just take that feeling you have when you've got a really good buzz going, then add to that the feeling that you're floating with the sun on your face.
                  Beam will give you a country kick in the jewels if you're not careful. That is just written somewhere on a redneck's grave.



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                  • Originally posted by Mersey View Post
                    I have work in 20 minutes, hate Monday mornings
                    Ha, I forgot you ain't in America.

                    I ain't gotta work for 11 more hrs. You checked into this thread too late. Still, happy to see the old faces poppin out the woodwork. Hope you gettin yours Mers.

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                    • Originally posted by MANGLER View Post
                      I'm tryin to picture a giant, 6'7 NBA lookin motherfucker drink n passed out on a raft in a pool.
                      I was rocking my long hair at that time, too. I must've looked a goddamn mess when you factor that in with the floating chiva.

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