Drunk Lang

[Grand Champ]

Crap story.

what whiskey were you on?

[Oasis_Lad]

Had a semi ugly night:

I was drinking pints of Hennepin and took some shots of whiskey:



Towards the end of the night, Im fondling some black girl's enormous butt, next thing I know Im sitting at a bus stop where I think a cab driver woke me up and gave me a ride home.

Meh.... Wasn't ugly enough to make a separate thread for it, but noteworthy in Drunk Lang.

You're like a real-life Barney Gumble.

[Derranged]

Danish opinions mean nothing, chief.

I don't know someone else bought a couple of shots for me. Yuck. I prefer Hennessey or Drambuie.

[Derranged]

You're like a real-life Barney Gumble.

I don't wanna be as bad as him. Im not nearly as fat.

[SILVA]

Why the fuck is my thread back to four stars?

[Derranged]

Because you don't any more alts to one star it, you stupid English ****.

[Derranged]

Nail in the coffin, Nigel.

[SILVA]

Because you don't any more alts to one star it, you stupid English ****.

For that I will now one star it.

[BostonGuy]

Had a semi ugly night:

I was drinking pints of Hennepin and took some shots of whiskey:



Towards the end of the night, Im fondling some black girl's enormous butt, next thing I know Im sitting at a bus stop where I think a cab driver woke me up and gave me a ride home.

Meh.... Wasn't ugly enough to make a separate thread for it, but noteworthy in Drunk Lang.

I love reading Derranged's drunk stories...

[Walt Liquor]

Danish opinions mean nothing, chief.

I don't know someone else bought a couple of shots for me. Yuck. I prefer Hennessey or Drambuie.

Drambuie???????????? C'mon man. I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that because I already feel sorry for you Barney.