Drunk Lang

[Beercules]

You ain't rich enough to get me hit, *****, go up the bounty, uh
Spend some cheese, *****, chopper sing, *****
Brew him up, had him huggin' them EMTs, *****


Turn the witness to Stevie Wonder, ho, you ain't seen ****

Youngins on a mando' slide, this **** routine, *****


Delta 88 with a cool knot in my tube socks
Now I push the goons through the boondocks in the coon tops
Penthouse in the city, my bops givin' me rooftop

[Beercules]

I left from around them dudes, they cool but they crazy Now I'm back around the old school that raised me
New York gangsters, we loungin', out in L.A. see

A dude wrote my dog from Pelican Bay
The letter say, "Nas, I got your back, the fools don't play."

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral

Never saw so many men slaughtered and I knew the ho
Responsible; the ***** still alive in a hospital

Midnight they crept in his room and shot the doctor too

See, my cousin's in the game, thuggin' and thangs

He plugged me with a dame who was half-Mexicano

Gave the ass up, I'm a mack daddy Soprano
She passed me the indigo, but the imbecile
Shoulda never tippy-toed, thought my eyes were closed
Openin' the hotel room door to let her goons in

But I moved in a manner on some Jet Li ****
I let the hammers blow, wet three kids

See honey thought I had somethin' to do with all the drama
'Cause I was with a crew that had her people killed

Called up my cousin, told him I ain't ****in' with you

He responded "cool, " but told me out here this how mother****ers—get down

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On the drink and weed all day

[Beercules]

Mention My Name And It Come With Free Smoke You Wanna Slide, I Show You The Ropes
Bring You Some Gloves, But Don't Bring Your Phone
Tell Your B!tch That You Might Not Make It Home

[Sctrojan]

Wuz crackin homeboys,thought I'd dip my toe in here tonight watching David vs Lemieux. Enjoying a few cold ones and a few tokes tonight. Wife is watching her **** in the living,kids locked up in there rooms so dad has his cave to himself. High as **** and enjoying some new IPA's from the new Vodoo Ranger series called Orange Force Ipas. Really ****in good,they're kinda like spiked Pineapple/Orange juice . At 9.5% things are no joke...cheers to my fellow alcoholics from out here on the WC!

[Beercules]

Now I'm back around the old school that raised me New York gangsters, we loungin', out in L.A. see


A dude wrote my dog from Pelican Bay
The letter say, "Nas, I got your back, the fools don't play."

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral
Never saw so many men slaughtered and I knew the ho
Responsible; the ***** still alive in a hospital
Midnight they crept in his room and shot the doctor too

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Drinking since the mid afternoon. Would be asleep by now but decided to do coke again so I've been wired. Not looking forward to tomorrow or the ensuing work week.

As usual I hope everyone is well but rotting at the same time.

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Where's Bostoncrapola and the Irishman who wishes he were black?

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Why the hell do I have to keep logging back in every 5 seconds? Explain yourself, Bostonjackass!

https://youtu.be/RZHP8EASo64

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