Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

Drunk and stoned. Last weekend drinking, I'm gonna take a long break.

[BostonGuy]

Drunk and high, got on the wrong train so now its gonna take like an extra hour to get home. The hell with this, I'm picking up a 40 at the store. Fuckin dam it bullshit asshole

Didn't smoke much but I haven't smoked in 2 years. I drank beer. I'm pissed and I'm gonna raise hell.

This is the old Derranged that all know and love and loath.


In Fort Lauderdale right now, having a couple Yuenglings....on the beach!

[Derranged]

This is the old Derranged that all know and love and loath.


In Fort Lauderdale right now, having a couple Yuenglings....on the beach!

With a fat porn star?

[Derranged]

Drunk football. Been stoned all day now it's time to really pound some beer. Too much weed not enough burr.

Beercules: Would you let Tess Holliday sit bare assed on your face for a bottle of Blue Label?

This being Tess Holliday

[Beercules]

Drunk football. Been stoned all day now it's time to really pound some beer. Too much weed not enough burr.

Beercules: Would you let Tess Holliday sit bare assed on your face for a bottle of Blue Label?

This being Tess Holliday

I would smash to be honest.



I would be drunk so it's ok

[Derranged]

I would smash to be honest.



I would be drunk so it's ok

Your stomach would turn the next day.

[Beercules]

Your stomach would turn the next day.

Already does las.





I have a ****ing cut in my forehead I vaguely remember my ex coming over.





This can't be good.

[Beercules]

I look like ****ing Harry Potter.











Jesus ****ing Christ

[Beercules]

What the **** did I do last night ?




I'm ****ing late (work at 1 at some hospital) I thought it was ****ing Sunday










Wow I'm a ******.

[Beercules]

Look, somehow I escaped the fate of this life I lead

Divorced the street, she tried to kill me and my wife to be

Black widow, silk sheets and a satin pillow

This California king loved you like a sack of indo