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Originally posted by Derranged View PostUnless it has to do with your death, I don't care about your personal life.
Of course you haven't.
You grew up in a house where all the children had their own room and you still had to guest rooms to spare.
You were the first fuсker on your block to get a sega genesis and a super nintendo and your parents used to tuck you in every night.
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Originally posted by CONCUBINE View PostEver take a **** in the shower and rinse it down the drain with boiling hot water to conserve toilet tissue?
Of course you haven't.
You grew up in a house where all the children had their own room and you still had to guest rooms to spare.
You were the first fuсker on your block to get a sega genesis and a super nintendo and your parents used to tuck you in every night.
2. Not true. Sisters shared a room, no guest rooms.
3. I was the last on my block.
4. You smell like butt and vomit.
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Your father was a physician and your ***** mom was a nurse.
They met in undergrad school and your father used to fuсk her up stink little **** hole with his dwarf **** when she was menstruating.
They were pieces of **** before you were even conceived in my eyes.
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