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Eggs smothered in Cunt sauce.
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Everyone is a cunt wipe.Comment
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I'd smack the fuck out these NY yarmulke posters.
They know who they are....Comment
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Yea better get extra loaded so the bullets don't hurt as much.Originally posted by Beercules View PostComment
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Ok so this past Saturday I went with my 3 friends to this bar. Midlands.
A crowd about my age. 2 level bar. Packed, like lines to the bathrooms packed.
A band was playing: The Benjamin's (cover band but they were good)
Drunk as hell and I went to the front where the band was playing. Jumping up and down like a weird white guy.
Anyway...my friend was jumping with me and he spilt his drink on a girl. Got kicked the **** out
Then he wanted to fight the bouncer. Dude I'm 6'2 and I had to look UP at the bouncer. My friend is a midget like 5'7 or something.
He starts cursing at the bouncer blah blah blah. They kick his ass out and I stay to finish watching the band.
Hooked up with some random chick. Never even got her name. (Just made out doe)
A bunch of other crap happened but it was a really fun night.Comment
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The team I coach just took gold at a tourney, destroying the top seeded team easily. If that is not reason to celebrate, what is? You only live once!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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About to open a bottle. BoredComment
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becareful man u might got the clap,,Originally posted by Beercules View PostOk so this past Saturday I went with my 3 friends to this bar. Midlands.
A crowd about my age. 2 level bar. Packed, like lines to the bathrooms packed.
A band was playing: The Benjamin's (cover band but they were good)
Drunk as hell and I went to the front where the band was playing. Jumping up and down like a weird white guy.
Anyway...my friend was jumping with me and he spilt his drink on a girl. Got kicked the **** out
Then he wanted to fight the bouncer. Dude I'm 6'2 and I had to look UP at the bouncer. My friend is a midget like 5'7 or something.
He starts cursing at the bouncer blah blah blah. They kick his ass out and I stay to finish watching the band.
Hooked up with some random chick. Never even got her name. (Just made out doe)
A bunch of other crap happened but it was a really fun night.Comment
Way to coach em up TBreezy. 
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