Drunk Lang

[Rudyo]

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ah

[MrTambourineMan]

"Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind"

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ah

Been Beatles Crazy since I was 12 ( 19 years ago )

[Rudyo]

Been Beatles Crazy since I was 12 ( 19 years ago )

By far the GOAT band.

[Rudyo]

That moment that Chumlee from ****ing pawn stars gets off scotch free off of more charges that you got sentenced to 5 years of jail for, and served over 2 and a half.

[El-blanco]

Where has coffee been my whole life? It's a cheaper version of cocaine with booze.

[ßringer]

About to smoke some weed and crank up the tunes.

Anybody else getting wasted tonight?

[Beercules]

About to smoke some weed and crank up the tunes.

Anybody else getting wasted tonight?

I'm doing it BringDawg

[ßringer]

What's up, Beer?

Are you drinking, smoking, or popping tonight?

What's your poison of choice tonight?

[TJ highway]

Finishing off a bottle of Merlot but its not doing the trick!No work til Monday! I may have to visit the worm!

[hhs661]

Salud everyone!! drinking for my paisano who fights tonight. Eddie Gomez.