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  • Originally posted by HiLo Rudyo! View Post
    Lol, its a self contained pun that you will soon accidentally really impregnate yoga-girl..
    It'll happen. Just my luck

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    • Getting Smashed and will be devouring one of My Mother's Home-Cooked Beef and King Prawn Curries that I picked up earlier.

      Yeah, I'm a Mommy's Boy.

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      • Originally posted by MrTambourineMan View Post
        Getting Smashed and will be devouring one of My Mother's Home-Cooked Beef and King Prawn Curries that I picked up earlier.

        Yeah, I'm a Mommy's Boy.
        Prawns are like shrimp right?

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        • Originally posted by Beercules View Post
          Prawns are like shrimp right?
          Demon shrimp. Just got done making some of that ***** ass ****. Off now doe

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          • "Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
            Teacher gets annoyed
            Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
            She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
            So he waits behind
            Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
            But when she turns her back on the boy
            He creeps up from behind

            Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
            Came down upon her head
            Do do do do do
            Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
            Made sure that she was dead

            P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
            Maxwell stands alone
            Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
            Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
            Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
            The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
            But as the words are leaving his lips
            A noise comes from behind"

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            • I wish I had a grand piano.

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              • I wish I had an 8ball

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                • Last time I checked it was the weekend?

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                  • I wish I had an RS4






                    Evil

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                    • Originally posted by El-blanco View Post
                      I wish I had an 8ball


                      Top quality sig.

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