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  • Originally posted by Beercules View Post
    You are now allowed to officially slap *****es
    You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
    Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
    Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
    Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
    This is the first time I've recognised any of the lyrics you've posted.

    Me and my Mates would routinely skip School, find a house to crash in, Stick on The Marshall Mathers LP and get high as fuck.

    Good times.

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      • ATG song

        "Lock your door lady or I'll jump in your car
        I know you know how nasty we are
        Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar
        Make you have to walk real far
        Mess up your hair-do and sit on your face
        Scatter your make-up all over the place
        Take all your money and kidnap your kids
        Take all your money and buy me some mids
        And I'll call up your husband, tell him you're dead
        Take out your tonsils and make you give head
        Put all o' the air out of all your tyres
        Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers
        Make you do everything you don't wanna do
        Buy me some earthworms, smear 'em on you
        Put your fat head in a rusty ol' vice
        Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?"

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          • Drinking Modelo Especial, giggy in excitement over tomorrow's Kentucky Derby.

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            • Originally posted by INDIFFERENT View Post
              Drinking Modelo Especial, giggy in excitement over tomorrow's Kentucky Derby.
              Who are you picking?.

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                • I had a really lucid ass boxing related dream last night, It was Canelo vs McGregor. And McGregor KTFO out of Nelo with a high kick and then got DQ'd.

                  Woke up in a cold sweat, war Cinnamon.

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