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**MrTambourineMan** · 05-05-2016, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Beercules View Post

Crystal Head Vodka.

And can I borrow 20$

I'll send you a cock shot instead as it'll last longer.

**Beercules** · 05-05-2016, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by MrTambourineMan View Post

I'll send you a cock shot instead as it'll last longer.

*Spreads ass cheeks*

**MrTambourineMan** · 05-05-2016, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by El-blanco View Post

Can you send me 2000 pounds for my gender reassignment surgery?

What Guarantee do I have that you'll look as half as good as Carla Novaes?

**MrTambourineMan** · 05-05-2016, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Weltschmerz View Post

A song about Delirium Tremens... Fitting.

**Beercules** · 05-05-2016, 05:30 PM

I'm so drunk I will start telling war stories. Anyone who want's to listen tune in

**Beercules** · 05-05-2016, 05:33 PM

We had a real bad firefight in Nawa Marjah Nawa.

Honestly I thought I was going to be killed.

**El-blanco** · 05-05-2016, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by MrTambourineMan View Post

What Guarantee do I have that you'll look as half as good as Carla Novaes?

I have a bigger dong

**Rudyo** · 05-05-2016, 05:38 PM

**TJ highway** · 05-05-2016, 05:43 PM

**Beercules** · 05-05-2016, 05:43 PM

Anyone? It will be graphic.

Drunk Lang