Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

mean this drunk lang should be active

Well, I'm drinking.

It's 10:41am and New Years Day.

I'm alone and lonely.

I got my leftover whiskey bottle going.

I'm going to make some ground meat patties and broccoli soon, right after I go to the store for another bottle.

I got some ground beef, chicken, and pork.

I love mixing meats.

[Drunken Cat]

I gotta quit drinking before I go back to the states.

I'm looking into moving to Alaska.

I'm an alcoholic and need to get off the sauce.

It's something I am going to have to do.

I hope I can.

[Derranged]

I gotta quit drinking before I go back to the states.

I'm looking into moving to Alaska.

I'm an alcoholic and need to get off the sauce.

It's something I am going to have to do.

I hope I can.

So you just drink by yourself all day in Japan? Or do you hang out with drunken Japanese businessmen?

[Drunken Cat]

This is going to sound really pathetic.

I once quit drinking for 5 months.

I wasn't drinking at the time. Some idiot flo mo on NSB called me an alcoholic.

That was part of why I fell back into the bottle.

Pathetic, yes I know.

[Drunken Cat]

So you just drink by yourself all day in Japan? Or do you hang out with drunken Japanese businessmen?

I do both. But for the most part I drink alone.

[Drunken Cat]

[Drunken Cat]

I already wanked it twice this morning.

I guess my date with a Chinese whore is going to have to wait.

At least I'm back to wanking.

[Drunken Cat]

I don't really like prostitutes anyway. I always feel guilty both for the money spent and the deed done.

[Drunken Cat]

Chinese girls are hot though.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

I don't really like prostitutes anyway. I always feel guilty both for the money spent and the deed done.

never ****ed a pro in my life!

just never had too ive been blessed, but if I ever go through a drought Ill be on backpage in the quickness.