Drunk Lang

[El-blanco]

I gotta apply for my ticket home soon.

I actually can't go home.

I have to go to a different place, and somehow get home from there.

I have a list of approved cities.

I'm literally about to be homeless, even after I get back to my town.

No details are necessary.

Those are basically my prospects at the moment.

I might just take a freight train ride to Milwaukee, after all.

Approved cities? Are you a sex offender?

[baya]

Approved cities? Are you a sex offender?

fuking underage ladyboys while off the bottle wouldn't get you put on a list, riiii?

[El-blanco]

fuking underage ladyboys while off the bottle wouldn't get you put on a list, riiii?

We're all screwed if that's the case lol

[Drunken Cat]

[baya]

i've got to do this before i die .... fukn gotta.

[Drunken Cat]

Approved cities? Are you a sex offender?

No, I can get a free airticket to a list of cities.

So I have to chose the closest one, and figure out how to get to my town from there.

[Drunken Cat]

i've got to do this before i die .... fukn gotta.

I went bungee jumping last year. It was well worth it.

The wingsuit stuff is off the rails though.

[El-blanco]

Wtf was that? What kind of suit was he wearing to do that? I want to BASE jump off the cliff at shipwreck beach in zakynthos but this is some next level ****.

[Drunken Cat]

Wtf was that? What kind of suit was he wearing to do that? I want to BASE jump off the cliff at shipwreck beach in zakynthos but this is some next level ****.

It's called a wingsuit.

I showed that video to my dad once, and he was absolutely convinced it was fake.

It is real though, there is no doubt.

[Drunken Cat]

I don't know about base jumping, period.

I bungee jumped off a 300 foot bridge.

I'd probably do it again, but it was a bit terrifying.

I jumped on my first go.

Right after jumping, I felt like I was about to die.

A split second after that, I remembered about the bungee chord.

And then, it was over, just like that.

It was exciting, and I can recommend bungee jumping with a reputable group, but base jumping? Not so sure.

Wingsuit? Really not sure.