Drunk Lang

[Showtime..]

I already lost all my money anyway. Can't I at least get a *******?

I attempted to call my Viet ex yesterday.

She was a complete bitch on the phone.

fucking skanks.

If she isn't here to suck my dick, somebody oughta do so.

Just to let all yall know, I usually don't talk to women unless I fornicate with them.

Next challenge in your life: talk to a woman without the intent to plow. Might do you well.

[Drunken Cat]

Next challenge in your life: talk to a woman without the intent to plow. Might do you well.

I was merely quoting Mike Tyson.

[Rudyo]

Virgil Caine is the name, and I served on the Danville train
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it's a time I remember, oh so well

THE NIGGGHTTTT THEY DROVE OL DIXIE DOWN, ALL THE BELLS WERE RINGING...

[Rudyo]

lol and I have a Sherman avatar. just realized

[Penis-Bacon!]

Anybody on here ever tried moonshine?
I had Irish Poteen. 90% stuff. It was like paint stripper. I drank it in half inch shots mixed with an inch of water or orange juice. What a buzz.

[Drunken Cat]

I pulled a girl at my university the other night and don't even remember her. I told her I do. And I told her I'm having a BBQ, and invited her. Then I created the party. She says she walked me to the train station, and I missed my train and went to sleep in my office at the college. I sort of remember the night but don't remember her at all. She just texted me out of the blue. I think she wants some of Virgil Caine.

She has a photo on the chat software. She isn't a world class beauty, but is not at all bad. I am guessing she is around 20.

[Drunken Cat]

As I've said before, this country has its moments.

[Drunken Cat]

I'm not a teacher there so nothing inappropriate here.

[Drunken Cat]

Might as well let it all hang out.

I'm a scholar.

Unfortunately, these days all I seem to research is booze.

So, I'm preparing to return to the fatherland, perhaps to be a homeless bum.

I'm going back in March. The weather won't be bad, until winter comes around. Quite conducive to being a bum.

[Drunken Cat]

I've been homeless before. Lived out of a car for a time. I don't give a **** anymore. I'm going back to the fatherland. Prospects or no prospects. I'm not staying in Tokyo. My breakup decided it. I hate this place, redeeming qualities aside.