Drunk Lang

[Beercules]

**** it up im buying a dive bar for 300k and calling taffer

Hey hire me! I'll slack off and just be able to serve beer or shots

[El-blanco]

Hey hire me! I'll slack off and just be able to serve beer or shots

Hahaha done! Be sure to water down the liquor and give away lots of free shots to our undeserving scummy patrons.

[Beercules]

Hahaha done! Be sure to water down the liquor and give away lots of free shots to our undeserving scummy patrons.

Damn you sound like my aunt.


She tells me the same stuff

[El-blanco]

Damn you sound like my aunt.


She tells me the same stuff

Lol there's a few free shots in a bottle when you water it down. Drunks don't deserve any better.

[Beercules]

They need water, even if it's mixed with a shot

[Beercules]

My college girl is coming home next week.


She goes to university of Rhode Island. Last time we ****ed was at a house she was baby sitting at.


Man I can't wait.

[Beercules]

She's ****ing out of her noodle but man...

[El-blanco]

My college girl is coming home next week.


She goes to university of Rhode Island. Last time we ****ed was at a house she was baby sitting at.


Man I can't wait.

Be sure to cum in her.

[Beercules]

Be sure to cum in her.

I did a year ago, gotta motivate my troops.



My God she's hot small tittys doe

[Szef]

Be sure to cum in her.

i don't think this world is ready for beercules jr