Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

Lol hammered means drunk here too. And started drinking when the stupid shower tap gave out. Seriously, new construction is the worst. Always an issue.

So I guess it was the first scenario in what I listed.

[El-blanco]

Yeah, that threw me off as well.

Maybe he's pissed about the shower problems and decided to get hammered?

Or he's been hammering on his shower head to try to fix it?

Or his shower head spouts booze, and it's been spouting too much?

I think he didn't quite get that sentence all the way out.

Haha I wish

So I guess it was the first scenario in what I listed.

Lol correct. I'm drunk, I'm allowed to type incoherent sentences

[Drunken Cat]

what good is the drunk lang if I can't talk of getting drunk and chasing girls?

Derranged hasn't talked of banging any fat chicks lately.

I'm worried about his love life.

[El-blanco]

what good is the drunk lang if I can't talk of getting drunk and chasing girls?

Derranged hasn't talked of banging any fat chicks lately.

I'm worried about his love life.

That's the whole point of it!

[Drunken Cat]

Fuck Welts.

I just called up a Japanese girl who has big tittles.

I stole her virginity some years ago, like a true womanizer.

I talked to her, and I asked her if she has a boyfriend now, and she said she doesn't.

She asked if I have a girlfriend. And she said she doesn't even care if I do.

I told her I don't. And that I miss her big *******.

I asked her if she wanted to come meet me in my town.

She said it's too far.

So I said, how about I'll go to your town, and you can pay for the hotel and the food and the booze again, like last time I went there.

When I womanize, I do it this way.

She said alright.

[Drunken Cat]

[Weltschmerz]

what good is the drunk lang if I can't talk of getting drunk and chasing girls?

Derranged hasn't talked of banging any fat chicks lately.

I'm worried about his love life.

Don't get me wrong, your stories are entertaining. Don't take it personal if I rub you the wrong way. It's all in good spirits. You are a self-admitted womanizer, an honorable feat.

[Weltschmerz]

Has anybody tried being in an alcohol-induced coma? Isn't much fun.

[Rudyo]

Well i woke up still really ****ed up, but im off work so im just gonna do the same thing, reading my posts last night though... wtf? I do like the idea of a shower that has booze coming outta the showerhead.

[Rudyo]

AND DID I REALLY DO IT? I should just change my name to Rudyo Clinton. Another hostage freed, another dictator pleased thanks to ****ed up Bill "Rudyo" Clinton.