Drunk Lang

[CANELOLUJAH]

**** it drinking like a mother****er today. where the butt naked hoes at? a YAY YAY

[Drunken Cat]

I like the Chinese girl.

But my best friend told me I must be kind to the Japanese girl.

And she is hot.

What the ****.

I honestly do not understand this situation.

Why did this happen?

(In before Welts tells me that it happened because I'm a piece of **** and a habitual abuser of women. He's only talking about himself if he says that. But, he'll say it all the same.)

[Rocky...]

**** it drinking like a mother****er today. where the butt naked hoes at? a YAY YAY

whos alt is this.........

[Drunken Cat]

My sister actually told me that I shouldn't tell the Japanese girl that I don't want a girlfriend. It'd be better to tell her I like someone else.

I don't know if we are going to meet tonight or not.

But if we do meet, I'll probably be drunk, and I'll be more tempted to elope than tell her I like someone else.

Besides, the Chinese girl isn't my girlfriend or anything. She's only a girl I'm interested in.

So, maybe I should just have a good time.

If I can make progress with the Chinese girl, I can tell the Japanese girl later that I like someone else.

I don't know if she's going to like come home with me (though you never know). But I should just have fun. Am I wrong?

[Drunken Cat]

[Run]

Great movie. Objectively.



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[Drunken Cat]

And now, I have a date with a new Chinese girl.

Some dude named Mori just moved into my house yesterday.

After getting him moved in, me and him and another dude went to karaoke.

And the Chinese girl was working the reception.

She was gaming on me.

I told Mori, I can go set up a date with this girl right now.

And then I did.

Mori's friend was a little bit jealous.

Who cares.

I texted her when I got home to confirm, and she responded.

We're going to have coffee together in like 6 hours.

No more drink for now.

I think I'll try to go to the gym before I see her though.

[Beercules]

Drinking left over Smirnoff from my birthday

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

On Crown. Watching the news, and winding down from the day. Bout to tune into the NCAA FB Championship game, and chill for a minute.

[Drunken Cat]

I gotta go meet the new Chinese girl in an hour and 15.

I'm drinking a beer.

Some dude used the second floor bathroom and then shut the door and locked it from the outside. Dumbass.

I just used a ladder and climbed up and unlocked it through the window.

It was only slightly dangerous.