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  • I'm almost ready for another walk.

    Maybe I'll were an extra sweater and a scarf this time.

    My beer is almost gone. So.

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    • A 40 ounce for breakfast get's a brother through the day. I guess I should have had a V-8 instead, anyway. Let me contemplate my thoughts and think back to a time. When my fridge was full of booze but in my pocket not one dime.


      Yeah, I probably should eat something soon.

      I think I might go to the supermarket and buy some raw fish and a pizza. Sashimi is one of the greatest pleasures in my life. And basically the only reason I want to live in this country.

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      • That song is 40 Ounce for Breakfast, I think it's by Blackalicious (could be wrong).

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        • Maybe I should go to an izakaya. And drink a couple beers, and eat sashimi, including horse sashimi.

          I haven't had that in a bit.

          But I don't want to spend money.

          But than again, it's New Years. Maybe I could stand to spend a little bit.

          I could just make it myself. But, I can't acquire any horse meat. And all my dishes are dirty.

          Okay. I just figured out the right thing to do. I should probably go to an izakaya.

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          • I'm going to order two servings of horse meat. Just for those of you who don't agree with the concept of eating horse. Just to stick it to you.

            I like to eat horse. Shoot me in the face for it.

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            • Enjoying my horse meet. Yes indeed.

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              • I had some good salad, a boiled egg, some grilled fish, some beer, a plate of raw horse meet. The second raw horse plate is on its way. I can't let you horse lovers off the hook (I like horses. But I haven't got anything against pigs, cows, chickens, ducks, or fish either).

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                • I'd eat human if I was hungry enough. I eat everything. Just my come uppings.

                  I wouldn't eat human if I could avoid it though. Only in a bad pinch.

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                  • Now Weltz is going to show up and tell me that canibalism is technically speaking immoral.

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                    • This is pretty good horse meat. Glad I came here.

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