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  • Originally posted by Run View Post
    Not sure. But he last posted he was near South Park.

    Don't want Homie anywhere near there.
    He's frying up roadkill for breakfast.

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    • I tried to get my old Vietnamese girl to come over.

      She almost did.

      I miss her.

      I've been going through some ****.

      It'll be okay.

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      • My old Vietnamese girl asked me why I wanted her to come over.

        Welts, before you reply to this, just stick a dildo up your ass and go **** off.

        I responded honestly, that I wanted sex.

        These women control me.

        She extracted the truth.

        But I also really miss her a lot. Of course I'd like the sex too.

        I'm going to find a new girlfriend soon I think though.

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        • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post

          Welts, before you reply to this, just stick a dildo up your ass and go **** off.
          pffft f.uck that drunk mr. Rogers wannabee



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          • Originally posted by Run View Post
            pffft f.uck that drunk mr. Rogers wannabee
            Run said the right thing here.

            I don't want Welts to feel like a complete piece of ****.

            But deal with your marriage ****.

            Sorry to hear about that.

            And don't take that out on us.

            This is a corruption land.

            I just bought a few more beers.

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            • To celebrate another night on the sauce:



              A true blast from the past from Hurricane.

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              • What happened to your original account lad?.

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                • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
                  My old Vietnamese girl asked me why I wanted her to come over.

                  Welts, before you reply to this, just stick a dildo up your ass and go **** off.

                  I responded honestly, that I wanted sex.

                  These women control me.

                  She extracted the truth.

                  But I also really miss her a lot. Of course I'd like the sex too.

                  I'm going to find a new girlfriend soon I think though.
                  Haha great post

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                  • Today I quit smoking.

                    Tomorrow I quit drinking.

                    ****.

                    I haven't been to the gym in like a week and a half.

                    I hurt my back (old nagging injury) so I couldn't go to the gym.

                    I gotta get off the sauce.

                    I have a couple days to do it.

                    Today, I quit smoking.

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                    • Quit whining Virgil.

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