Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

I need to expand my capacity.

I should have like 5 girls by now.

There is one other girl, but she doesn't live close, and she has to work tomorrow.

All the other girls I know, I am not close enough with to just call them up when drunk.

So it goes.

[Drunken Cat]

This is crazy.

I want to call the girl, who is too far away to see.

And I can't even remember her name.

I guess I will search my phone.

She was an old girl from the US.

I stole her v card.

[Drunken Cat]

I remembered her name.

Somehow, I don't really feel like calling her anymore though.

[Drunken Cat]

Maybe I need to become a Christian.

There is some Korean girl who calls me on the phone now and again.

Religion is all bull****.

But, there are a lot of nice Korean girls who are good Christians.

And maybe, it's better for me to go to the church instead of going to the bar.

I can hardly believe the words I'm typing.

[Drunken Cat]

As it were, I think I may go to the bar soon.

[Drunken Cat]

God damn myself.

I just made up a date with my ex Viet girl.

How did this happen?

[Drunken Cat]

And yet, my dick is already hard.

[Drunken Cat]

This is crazy.

Maybe I just want to get a piece.

I also haven't eaten today. She always did take care of me.

**** it.

I'm going for the full chalante.

**** it.

I still love this Chinese girl. But we aren't a couple yet, so I'm not in the wrong if I do this.

[Drunken Cat]

I reckon it was all worth while.

The Vietnamese girl is sleeping in my bed.

I just cued up the latest UFC which I haven't finished watching yet, and told her I'd be to bed in a half hour.

[Drunken Cat]

I also have half a bottle of wine left to polish off.