Drunk Lang

[Derailed]

i'm not a vod expert, but i drink water out of glass bottles every day (resusable milk bottles, like a filthy hippy.)

that stuff is behaving like water. vodka would "bubble" a bit. i'm not sure how to describe it. if you shake a bottle of vod at room temp it will behave differently than a bottle of water. that looks like water to me.


i refuse to believe that this guy can drink vodka at that pace. certainly not everclear. that would put you in the goddamn hospital.

if he can, he's a beast.

People still get milk delivered to them in Jew Stinkland?

[Sweet Pea 50]

Waking up to a handful of pain killers, washed down with flat lager.

Next stop: The Kitchen. For a bacon sarnie.

I fuckin love this guy.

Not in the biblical sense.

Get your minds out of the gutter.

F@ggots.

[Oasis_Lad]

You know How I roll.

[New England]

People still get milk delivered to them in Jew Stinkland?

i'm too close to civilization to get milk delivered, which is gay as F, because i would.

i buy the milk jugs up north when i ski, clean them out, and keep them as glasses.

[Huxley]

i'm not a vod expert, but i drink water out of glass bottles every day (resusable milk bottles, like a filthy hippy.)

that stuff is behaving like water. vodka would "bubble" a bit. i'm not sure how to describe it. if you shake a bottle of vod at room temp it will behave differently than a bottle of water. that looks like water to me.


i refuse to believe that this guy can drink vodka at that pace. certainly not everclear. that would put you in the goddamn hospital.

if he can, he's a beast.

I dunno. I've seen most of his drinking vids on youtube, to me he seems to be drinking the real thing. He's certainly not normal. I don't think he's faking it, he has some crazy tolerance for alcohol, he's overweight, he might have simply build up this crazy tolerance. He's also self-admittedly an alcoholic, his mother died from alcoholism too. To me he seems legit, but fair enough if you guys think otherwise. I had a hard time believing it too.

[Drunken Cat]

Some of them could be real (it isn't unheard of to chug a bottle of 80 proof), though I have serious doubts. The everclear one is definitely fake, I sort of would guess they probably all are.

Here's another:


From the comments:

whiskeybusness 13 hours ago

I drink 151 and all the bottles come with a fire cap in the neck. That did not.. Fake

[Danny Gunz]

My beer **** destroyed the toilet this morning with the force of 10000 angry gods

[New England]

Some of them could be real (it isn't unheard of to chug a bottle of 80 proof), though I have serious doubts. The everclear one is definitely fake, I sort of would guess they probably all are.

Here's another:


From the comments:

you could drink me and my best mate under the table. could you put a sizable dent in a bottle of heavy proof everclear, or even a bottle of vodka? could you even come close?


most people can't even drink a bottle of water that big in one try.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Back on the ale-train, nothing stops this train, nothing.

[Drunken Cat]

you could drink me and my best mate under the table. could you put a sizable dent in a bottle of heavy proof everclear, or even a bottle of vodka? could you even come close?


most people can't even drink a bottle of water that big in one try.

I wouldn't chug liquor myself, although I have more than a couple times drank a bottle of whiskey in one sitting (and I was completely wrecked every time). Chugging a bottle of 80 proof is I would say very possible, although it probably could be ticket to the ER, even for a very experienced drinker. Everclear, is no way in hell. I would think you may just keel over on the spot.

Here's a video of Ryan Dunn slamming a whole bottle of tequila.