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[F l i c k e r]

Mikel is one of the most underrated players in the world.

no, he's dead average as a player but he does he role well.

he just went full ****** at the end and so did terry.

[squealpiggy]

Coming from a manchester united fan?

Old Trafford: home of the no penalties allowed against the home team and unlimited extra time (if the home team are losing) .

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2012091741181

Assange seeks asylum in Manchester United penalty box
17-09-12
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has escaped the Ecuadorian Embassy, fleeing to the penalty box on the Old Trafford pitch.

Assange had the idea while watching Man Utd play Wigan at the weekend, during which he came to regard the United penalty area as a “punishment-free zone”, where he would be immune from any sort of disciplinary action.

It is not known whether Sir Alex Ferguson will permit Assange to stay in the box, but it is considered extremely unlikely that anyone else would be able to evict him.

Assange will be in good company in the penalty box, alongside such major players as the controversial Serbian Nemanja Vidic, who many feel should have been tried and found guilty of gross crimes including a blatant handball against Arsenal in 2011.

Wikileaks supporter Nathan Muir said: “Julian is fully aware that when it comes to Old Trafford, the English powers that be have absolutely no authority whatsoever to intervene.

“There is a possibility that Julian will be forced to leave the box at the next ‘final whistle’. But ultimately, when that whistle is blown is for Sir Alex to decide.

“The real danger is that the box will start attracting too many other fugitives and become overcrowded. Apparently Lord Lucan is arriving on Thursday.”

[San Iker]

I've always said that turtle headed mother****er was a joke.

If he would of brought Moses in, it would of been over. Those Italian bums can't handle fast pace.

Which is why Arsenal destroyed AC Milan at the Emirates. The difference? Walcott. They fall apart easily when trying to defend themselves against speedster thugs.

This is why monkey boy Bale dicked a shot Inter a few seasons ago.

I guess it's true, you can't polish a turd. Chelsea are ass.

[Sparked_26]

John Obi Mistake returns. He's alright but he's not really good enough to start for Chelsea.

Picking out Torres with a pass in the box must be more difficult than landing a space shuttle on Mars. Take bow Torres, you're possibly the shittest striker in Europe. Next up for Torres? Ryan Shawcross and Robert Huth. I hope Torres is lubed up because he is going to get fucked! He'll probably spend the game standing next to Petr Cech.

Fun game that though. Chelsea good in spells but the balance is still not right. Ramires for Lampard and Moses for the right wing slot and then we're golden.

Juventus are a more settled team at this stage but a point was fair.

[Fury]

no, he's dead average as a player but he does he role well.

he just went full ****** at the end and so did terry.

Only reason Chelsea won the Champions League was Mikel.

[San Iker]

Believe me, Chelsea would of been up 3-0 at half time if Mata and Moses started.

Juventus will get their **** pushed in over at Italy. You heard it here first.

[Sparked_26]

Mikel is one of the most underrated players in the world.

No he isn't.

Your own Tiote is at least twice as good as him.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

It was not only a penalty but an ankle breaker by Vidic

[squealpiggy]

Arsenal won a Champions League game and all of a sudden all their fans are back

[Fury]

Man City's defence is broken.