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[Sparked_26]

Imagine the current Chelsea squad with one game a week?

Hazard would be clinically obese.

We would only need to play one at the back because Ivanovic's arse would be the width of the goal.

Day 1 I hope Conte comes in and chins Eden Hazard and then introduces himself to the team. Chinning Eden Hazard should be an absolute no-brainer.

[The Ox]

Suarez first 18 months - Played 3659 minutes - 15 goals and 6 assists - That's a goal and assist every 174 minutes.
Don't forget this was in a team not stricken with injuries and with a Gerrard nearer to his prime alongside an older more settled squad.

Firmino first 3/4 of a season - Played 1569 minutes - 8 goals and 7 Assists - That's a goal or assist every 104 minutes - Especially impressive due to his slow start.
Plus the injuries, change in manager, supposedly inferior squad - Definetly younger and less settled.

Firmino will be even better than Suarez, no doubt about it.

[Sparked_26]

Suarez is better player than Firmino even if he was forbidden from using his left and right feet and allowed only to use his anus.

[The Ox]

Suarez is better player than Firmino even if he was forbidden from using his left and right feet and allowed only to use his anus.

Who are you?

[Sparked_26]

Who are you?

Do you know what nemesis means?

[Adamjr91]

What the actual **** happened to Liverpool today? Roy, Mario do you care to enlighten us common folk?

[*OG Wenger*]

Liverpool reverting to type etc.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Mangala must be the worst buy in history surely.

I mean 42 million, for what.

42 million.

[Sparked_26]

Mata is starting to make a right mug of Jose Mourinho imo.

That little handsome prince is contantly laying down the fucking law. Smashing people's **** in on the regular.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I mean I can't think of anything he does to a high standard. He is in decent shape but he's not exactly athletic.

He's literally a poor man's Akinfenwa.


Jorge Mendes done them up a right kipper. I bet him and Fergie still laugh over that one over a fine red.