Pure Ownage!!!

[Bluecifer]

I still can't believe how bad the Lakers got bitched.

[nickeboy]

TTT for the PISTONS and my boy SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

[realkaps]

Die, all of you, die slowly and painfully.........

[mmafanman]

As a lifelong Lakers fan, I must admit. Detroit is the better team and they ****ing stomped us. That was embarrassing.
But the facts still remain: Rasheed is a whiny ****, Larry Brown is a coaching whore, and Prince has the ugliest jumper in the game today.

[The Golden Bear]

But the facts still remain: Rasheed is a whiny ****, Larry Brown is a coaching whore, and Prince has the ugliest jumper in the game today.

#4 pistons won.

[The Golden Bear]

but rashed is a *****

[realkaps]

Record Haters Lyrics
Artist: E 40

*(Cal Luv's intro)*

Yo check it out.
Today we're here wit basketball star Rasheed Wallace.
(Yo what up kid?)
From the... what what what team is that you play for again?
(Sshh. The Bullets man.)
Yea right right.
So tell me Rasheed you know what I'm sayin this hip hop thang an everythang
goin on tell me I mean what what's yo flavor?
(Yo check it out kid I only like real hip hop man the real ****. You know
what I'm sayin. Redman, Wu-Tang, you know what I'm sayin. I don't fool wit
the Goodie Mob's, and I especially don't fool wit them E-40's.)

Verse 1

***** what the **** they hit fo?
***** let's shoot fins
you got all the bread *****
put up yo Benz
nah-nah, can't do that
Why not?
Ol skool trophy
somethin I done worked too hard fo
***** quote me
yo swole bank rolls done turned to lil ol anarxins
get ready to pay the price ??? pee-wee no catchin
Who got change fo this brand new hundred?
Staight outta welfare
when I break you *****s I'm a have enough money, to buy a bare fare
spend about a half a hundred thousand
boost up my coins
preceed to spit mo supafly
than Donald Goins
this game is so damn hemrigin
that I be delivin
these *****s don't understand my ****
but they surrendurin
simmerin, rememberin things that, done jumped off
lyrics spit on *****s than a, a bad cough
messy hoes, got my name between they teeth
juss because... I'm from the WEST not the EAST
graduated from the dope game
phat ass wallets
What's that *****s name?
Rasheed Wallace!!
You gon' have to learn to respect yo elders mayne
I'm twomp bait ***** ain't no need for you to record hate
mind ya own, or ya own gon remind you
*****!!
The Click will biatch!


Chorus *(Big Lurch & E-40)*

Record Hatin bitches!
Suave game and snitches!
(Learn about it *****!)
We should cease you from existance.
(That's right)
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(Mutha ****a!)
Ya Record Hatin bitches
(Trademark.)
there's no way you could get wit this
(Stick to basketball *****!)
we should cease you from existance
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(Biatch!)

Verse 2

Got another mutha ****a on my **** list
I'm a cut off his dick list
I mean my hit list
my rest in piss list
dude that be hangin around Nas
you know, gay baby
***** said some negative **** about me up in a magazine called "
after watchin "New York Undercover" while I was, takin a ****
Kool Keith was on the front cover that's when I
that's when I spotted him
that ***** AZ tried to say that I don't deserve a platinum plaque
***** I was sellin tapes out the trunk of my car when you was runnin round
drinkin Simalac
all up in yo fake ass videos (ok)
champagne an coffin full of skrill ***** know damn well yo punk ass ain't
got had no mills
I'm payin full ***** an I'll have yo head where ever you at
I'm straight fool ***** seem like someone shoulda been an told ya that
bring the yellow tape *****
jungle full of asphalt
don't make no sense to talk that talk if a ***** ain't gon' walk that walk
zip up yo lip befo' yo lip zip you up
Biatch!
Biatch!
I gives a ****! Biatch!

It's major pain.
***** don't know a damn thang about me.
You mutha ****as don't know nuttin bout no E-40 hoe!
Monkey mouthed biatch!
Biatch!

*(Chorus)*

Record Hatin bitches!
Suave game and snitches!
(Learn about it *****!)
We should cease you from existance.
(That's right)
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(Shouldn't be livin.)
Ya Record Hatin bitches!
(Record Hatin bitches!)
there's no way you could get wit this
(Uh.)
We should cease you from existance
(V-Town *****!)
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(E'ry time)

Verse 3

When I first started off *****s had me ****ed
mutha ****as was blind
in '89 that ol "Mr. Flamboyant" **** was
way ahead of his time
had everyone an they great grandmas off that
Carlos Rossi wine
was in a major label an business that uh
didn't want us to shine
it was me an my potna from Suave House Records
Tony Draper
E-40, an The Click
8-Ball, an MG gettin that
independent paper
all about my ruh-uh-rap
uh-should I shine
beat a mutha ****a uh-duh-down
e'ry time
40 get yo marbles man
get yo change
take a limosuine everywhere you go and fly private planes
that's what I was taught to do
by my big homie thou
you can always be a *****, but a ***** ain't rich til he can't count his
money no mo'
over night sensation
never me
all you "Record Haters" got
Ph.IV
my *****s 3X Krazy laced me
taught me how to say "fa sheezy"
told me that them AZ mutha ****as don't believe phat means greasy
we can shoot it out
or we can fight
You an Rasheeda wanna squash the funk?
Shoot me some peace *****!

*(Chorus)*

Record Hatin bitches!
(Record hatin bitches!)
Suave game and snitches!
(Suave game and snitches!)
We should cease you from existance.
(That's rich.)
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(Suck-els!)
Ya Record Hatin bitches
(Lil ol, biatch!)
There's no way you could get wit this
(That's right.)
We should cease you from existance
(Learn about it.)
*****s like that shouldn't be livin.
(That's right.)

[Fallout]

When Bzob reads this, there are going to be a series of misunderstandings

[nickeboy]

but rashed is a *****

You all need to stop hating on my boy SHEEEEEDDDDD!!! Best Power Foward in the league!!!

[Bzob]

I would call what happened to the Laker and Detroit a misunderstanding