travi$' tales;

[TRAVI$]

that was rather poetic.

I'm not a poet, and I know it.

[Mr Gruber]

Tuesday, September 14th

I have been locked in Pump's Torture Chambers for several hours now, it's grim down here
Lost souls from decades gone by, who's Perma ban appeals have been unsuccessful
"Alts" of every size and shape, some well known faces amongst them

The first time I had walked into the holding cell, I was greeted by a muscular Serbian boy named Mile, he to had arrived today, I did not fully understand him as his English was extremely poor, his first language being "Pwnish"
Me & Mile promised to watch eachothers backs around these parts, there are some dark creatures lurking in the shadows who would unleash Bad Karma without warning, or so I was told.



Wednesday, September 15th

I was woken by the prison guard Vida banging her keys against the cell bars, she was a beautiful yet intimidating character, she certainly got attention from the inmates, personally I think she enjoyed it
After my brief wander around the cell listening to different stories and peoples points of view, Mile introduced me to an elderly man, who's name I later found out was Annie, he had been here many times before and seemed to be a big favourite amongst other inmates. He told me, not sure if it was the truth, that he had a close friend called Duke on the outside keeping him updated on events and who had started an appeal for his unbanning.

This man was full of stories, an seemed to have vendettas against everyother inmate
I noticed a small negro boy sitting in the corner of the cell, curled up in a ball
I asked Annie who the boy was, Jack he told me, another who had spent several visits to the Chambers
Annie told me the story of Jack's downfall and the dark thoughts it had left him with, sometimes he wouldn't even fend off the inmates using him as the Cell Toilet, they would walk up to him and literally **** on him, it was a terrible sight.

To my suprise and great relief, Vida called me to the front of the cell and informed me I was free to go
Apparently members on the outside had started action for my release, just like Annie had mentioned
Before I left, Vida dragged me into storeroom where we engaged in heated sexual intercourse, I had suspected Vida of having her eye on me throughout my stay




As of then, I was a free man
travi$

now I'm off to get some medicine for this burn you left me with..

[TRAVI$]

now I'm off to get some medicine for this burn you left me with..

You might want to get some medicine for the herpes I left you with, to.

[Mr Gruber]

You might want to get some medicine for the herpes I left you with, to.

the gift that last a lifetime..

[TRAVI$]

the gift that last a lifetime..

You ever seen those adverts, "A dogs for life, not just for christmas"
Well I think **** them
If I want a dog on Christmas day, but on New year I want to hack its head off in celebration, I will.

[Mr Gruber]

You ever seen those adverts, "A dogs for life, not just for christmas"
Well I think **** them
If I want a dog on Christmas day, but on New year I want to hack its head off in celebration, I will.

Oh PETA where are you....

[TRAVI$]

PETA: People for the Enraged Torture of Animals