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        • Last edited by Mike Tyson77; 12-16-2007, 09:55 AM.

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            • Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

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              • Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
                Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
                Think of this, Frodo:

                And I, who am but dust and ashes, will be the one righteous man left begging the LORD to have mercy upon your souls. I will implore him to not destroy the righteous with the wicked. My efforts, however, will be in vain... For there are no righteous among you.

                And so, Frodo, you will be consumed by the beast you've spent your life feeding.

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                • On my deathbed, I want to be able to say that I served the Lord to the best of my ability and led as many to Him as possible, including my family. That's what I care about. Then I can peacefully pass on to my eternal home with Him with no regrets.

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                  • Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
                    On my deathbed, I want to be able to say that I served the Lord to the best of my ability and led as many to Him as possible, including my family. That's what I care about. Then I can peacefully pass on to my eternal home with Him with no regrets.
                    You'll regret not getting laid more often.

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                    • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                      You'll regret not getting laid more often.
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                      Last edited by xfrodobagginsx; 01-08-2008, 07:38 PM.

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