Wan's shop smashed up today. :(

I think this thread is racist.

[Bretty Poy32]

whatdafuk is this?

[Wolfie*]

Wan come ovel to Engrand many yeals ago to set up take aray lestlaunt business. Arr Wan evel get from Engrish bastalds is abuse. "Wan, you yerrow bastald" they say to me.


Last week a young guy kept coming in Wan's shop going "Wan, have you got my dog?" Evely ruckin' day, day in, day out he ask this thing.

In the end I rose tempel and say to man "why you ask stupid rucking question every day for? On Monday you ask Wan if Wan has seen Dog. On Tuesday you ask Wan if Wan has seen dog. On Wednesday you ask Wan if Wan has seen dog. It get on Wan's nelves. You know Wan only selves dogs on Fliday. You come back on Fliday and you can have youl dog with sweet and sour flied lice and some flied potatoes. Untir then, no dog, IRIOT!"



Werr rast night I go to open shop and dool had been bloken into, and they had thlown filebomb in Wan's lestaurant. Whore shop had caught file, and the back loom - where Wan keep pets for food plepelation - had been folced open and arr pets storen.


How can I ealn money in lestaulant now? If I no ealn money, I cannot pay to sclew my sistel.


Rucking bastalds arways ****ting on Wan.

By far the funniest **** I've read on here.

[Beercules]

[Build That Wall]

I **** my pants just laughing at this thread.