[PLEASE HELP] There's a man downstairs refurbishing my bathroom, and I'm hungry (100% real)

[Shaolin Sword]

I'm too nervous to go downstairs and make something to eat. I'm on a diet and want to make a whey protein shake with my oatmeal but there's a big burly balding man downstairs.

He was gone for a bit and I did a piss in my garden (because the toilet is being replaced) my dumb ass should have made the meal then and there but I was worried he'd come and see me.

I went back down in my bathrobe to prepare the meal but he was there sitting in the garden looking at me through the kitchen window

I'm freaking hungry and can't go down

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I want to read my book
The persuaders, the hidden industry that wants to change your mind

It's a book that my mom got me for Christmas but I can't focus because my belly keeps rumbling and is aching for food.

God damn it.

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Every now and then he turns the electricity off so my internet goes off

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Goddamnt hurry up and leave!!

[FinitoxDinamita]

Why u gotta be all shy? Lol. Its your house

[-jose-]

what are you scared of ?

wait

is this the guy fixing your bathroom?



if it is then I understand

[Shaolin Sword]

Why u gotta be all shy? Lol. Its your house

I don't have a very assertive personality.

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That's it guys im going down i'm too hungry!

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I managed to get an apple.

fml!

One of the guys is a bbc

[Rockybigblower]

Why was he sitting in the garden...arent you paying the man to do a job?