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[gauze]

berlanga has earned the fight and he's undefeated. we all just want to see canelo win and cheer him on. i don't know about you guys, but i don't follow boxing to see the best fight the best or competitive match-ups. i follow boxing to see my fighter win. canelo has earned the right to win decisions...

[gauze]

i'm in the "no anthems at sporting events" crowd, but if they're going to do it i would prefer it's a quick instrumental.
bringing back the ring card girls is the much more patriotic thing to do

[gauze]

i had no idea this was the biggest fight in mexican boxing history but i'll take their word for it

[gauze]

is this a rap album? i thought it was a hello i've eaten several sheets of acid thread everyone loc' out. my rap album will have an extreme close-up of a cheetah face with rabies and stop-motion stills of raspberry plants shot at 7:58pm. the kids these days need to know that you can listen to the rap...

[gauze]

they can stay at the colleges and universities

[gauze]

singing under the dog steaks for information about manic man care a half a hospital instead of flight bills. small mouth bass! you know what a crimp christian does with polished earrings and a swiss army knife? i dare you. make a grocery list wear astronaut pajamas add a cup of baking soda. obey the...