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  • Welter_Skelter
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    #21
    " At one time Howard(Cosell) was considering a boxing career.. They couldn't find a mouth piece BIG enough"
    ALI

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    • Parody
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      #22
      Dan Duva, on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: " Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

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      • Parody
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        #23
        Originally posted by Welter_Skelter
        "Next to the fighters.. The referee is the MOST important man inside the ring"

        Lennox Lewis
        That was actually a George Foreman quote...

        George Foreman: "The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."

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        • Welter_Skelter
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          #24
          Originally posted by Parody
          That was actually a George Foreman quote...

          George Foreman: "The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."
          Yeah I just changed it..I knew it was an HBO broadcast just got the commentator wrong

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          • Parody
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            #25
            "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
            Ringside Boxing Analyst

            "I'm going to eat his children."
            - Mike Tyson to Lennox Lewis before their fight. Lewis replied by telling the media that he did not have any children.

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              #26
              "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

              "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

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                #27
                "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******."

                - Tyson on his childhood

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                • Welter_Skelter
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                  #28
                  "Here you have one guy who wants to eat your children, fighting a guy who wants to stop you from having them"

                  Jim Rome, Commenting on the then inpending Tyson Golata fight
                  Last edited by Welter_Skelter; 11-03-2006, 07:46 PM.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Welter_Skelter
                    "Here you have one guy who wants to eat your children, fighting a guy who wants to stop you from having them"

                    Jim Rome, Commenting on the inpending Tyson Golata fight
                    Nice one.

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                    • mgkirkpatrick
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                      #30
                      haha keep em coming boys.

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